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DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


CLOWNS -


TAGS: tribute to the motifake clowns cubby
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Chompers - July 22, 2010, 6:19 pm
Chompers, the fresh new seasoning for all occasions. Sold only at shop and save.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:31 pm
Young tenderized meat with out a hint of Chompers.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 5:09 pm
Wrong? Are you kidding? What's better than fresh, young meat that has just been tenderized?
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:45 pm
No no no.... i just lean up against that van waiting for them to run out so i can catch them and make noob stew outta them. Is that so wrong?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Relax, he just likes to put his ear to the van when you're "Initiating" seedlings with your seedlings.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:06 pm
Hey c'mon! Why you gotta call me out like that. I hate how fat i look with out my make up on, you know that stuff actually makes you look a lot slimmer than you normally would.
Chompers - July 22, 2010, 3:58 pm
FACEPLANT!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT TO MY VAN!?!?!?!?!?!?


GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his




GO TO SLEEP!!!! - GO AHEAD,I'M WAITING.




JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.


TAGS: icp insane clown posse juggalo
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Krysen

agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 12:08 am
Sure thing, Porcelina. I never like to see lines drawn.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 8:49 pm
Thank you, AG
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 8:33 pm
dweezle's insightful argument aside, they are the same as the old-school punkers, and the FSU clan... it's expression and preference... respect that right.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 2:05 pm
oooo... Someone's got big balls on the internets! I'm scareded!
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that shit to my face and get your ass kicked...Don't fuck wit the Juggalos
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that shit to my face and get your ass kicked...Don't fuck wit the Juggalos
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:03 pm
Posers, the most over used phrased by insecure 7th graders
Charles Buckett - November 2, 2008, 4:40 pm
Juggalos, biggest posers since cowboys went out of style
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:32 pm
Whoop Whoop!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 6:21 pm
I blame this one on you, God. The French, I can forgive that..But you really dropped the ball on this one.
God - August 28, 2008, 3:33 pm
hahahaha.. Juggalos. Douchebags.


WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -




Clown spiders -


TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm

NEENER NEENER
nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned Gay clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


CAN'T SLEEP - clown will eat me


TAGS: clown
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by CW

ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:54 am
I generally choose to shoot most any clown I encounter. I will of course make an exception for Face... for now. Chompers is on his own.
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
You should never EVER sleep near a clown. ANY clown. Night night!
Jmac0585 - January 29, 2010, 1:28 pm
Well.. I ain't going to be able to sleep now. Thanks alot.
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:09 pm
ROR!!! AMSOME! Grey, thats not spinach. Thanks for pointing it out i will do a better inspection of my teeth before my next close up
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 1:07 pm
Face, you have a piece of spinich in your teeth
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 11:38 am
epic meh


YOUR CIRCLE -




MR MEATYTEETH - It Was Then the childrens party changed


TAGS: scary clown
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Tankk

Faceplant31 - February 26, 2010, 12:54 pm
AWWWWWWWW come on chompers! You know i don't wear a hat! WTF!
Chompers - February 26, 2010, 9:54 am
Faceplant?


CHOICES -




NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




AWESOMENESS - There are signs




DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !


TAGS: darth vader friday blow up
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:11 am
I can agree with that.
justme - May 4, 2012, 8:54 am
not really the best day to say that, this is the day we remember all the war victims from ww2


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me


TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

More motifakes by electric chair guy

TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am
Eat.


HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral


TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Budog

D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


THE CLOWN APOCALYPSE - It Won't Be Funny


TAGS: clown apolalypse
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 5:18 am
So's the Capitol Building in Washington DC.
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 9:37 am
Come To Quebec The Place Is Full Of Clown's.
Bull - September 29, 2012, 1:57 am
lol, this reminded me of an old B-movie horror flick called Killer Klowns from outer space.
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2012, 11:54 pm
Especially if it's Clowny Freaks (Juggalos) getting their clown on


CLOWNING AROUND - It's all fun & games until someone gets blown to hell!




BAD PARENTING - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: parenting blowup doll baby
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by katcoker1989

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 3:52 pm
Likewise, motifakes.


HALLOWEEN - STOP STICKING CANDLES IN ME!!!!!! STOP THE GENOCIDE!!!!!!




THAT'S NO MOON -




HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




PEACEFUL SOLUTION -




WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - TASTES FUNNY!


TAGS: clown desert
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - March 29, 2012, 4:58 pm
Filipino translation ~ Ah it looks funny laughter I tired clown in desert kalakad more humorous turn
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:55 am
mukhang katawa tawa ito ah yung clown sa desert napagod kalakad mas nakakatawa naman :)


KARMA - it can hit you at every turn of your life.


TAGS: karma clowns
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by crazyfreddy

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:47 am
Beautifully executed!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nicely done. 5L


FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.


TAGS: clown scary ghost
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:51 pm
No worries, just Chompers with a loaner.


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.


TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


BAD, BAD CLOWNS -


TAGS: clown challenge iceman
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

MashiMashi - October 7, 2012, 1:11 pm
Gotts remember mostof those TV clowns like Hwdy Doody were hard drinking hard smoking tatoo'd up WWII vets. Thats who was looking for work at the time and this was an easy job. Play nice with the kids for a couple of hours, and then go whoring!
ICEMAN - December 3, 2010, 1:00 am
You have good taste RL. ;)
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:47 am

love it!
Setesh - December 2, 2010, 12:57 am
Balloon animals they'll blow your hair back
Cubbybear - December 1, 2010, 10:21 pm
This is epic...wow
Chompers - December 1, 2010, 9:27 pm
Balloon Animals, ribbed for her pleasure.


HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




BRAIN ANEURYSM -


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L


FALLING IN LOVE - They say falling in love makes girls beautiful, but... it just turns guys into clowns into sad, pathetic clowns.


TAGS: sad clowns
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by elixiri

TrueGrave - August 25, 2012, 3:22 pm
a hilarious tragedy, 5 sad manclowns.


FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?


TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to Blow Job School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about blow job school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that bitch)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the hot sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov cocktails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
OK, so it's a day early.


THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived


TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


DO YOU LIKE CLOWNS ??? -


TAGS: clown horror scary
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:25 pm

creepy! drop thesde over to both http://www.whyifearclowns.net/ and http://www.theshivers.net/ our sister sites. i know they would both love these.


MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.


TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


Exploding Pillow -




COULROPHOBIA -


TAGS: clown sweet dreams
Rating: 3.87/5

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ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:27 am
A little self indulgent but I like it.


NOT REAL FUNNY FROM 3 TO 11 EITHER -


TAGS: clowns king
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:21 pm
If I walked into that guy at that time, I'd back away very slowly...


LONG LINE -


TAGS: line blowjob
Rating: 3.43/5

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Kin - September 12, 2009, 6:47 pm
Aw, of course there's a free one. You just end up having oral diseases and residue of other things and/or people on your dong. Also someone here looooves their MSPaint.
Scorpio7 - December 26, 2008, 9:36 am
No such thing as a "free" one. Even if you just buy her drinks or dinner, you are still "paying" for it.


FAITH - Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.


TAGS: faith follower fail
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pratham

pratham - December 31, 2011, 4:57 am
@mariand Thanks.
KoU - December 29, 2011, 10:45 am
As my mon tell me F**k yourselft xD
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:10 am
well said


HOORAY! HOORAY! FIRST OF MAY! - OUTDOOR SCREWING STARTS TODAY!


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!


MADF -




POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.


TAGS: don t waste the flower love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


FLATULENCE -


TAGS: blown away woman flatulence
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

jig - February 6, 2012, 5:35 pm
Well, this is @$$ Ro dah !


CLOWNS IN THE DARK -


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am
I agree


HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




DECISIONS DECISIONS -


TAGS: halloween costume
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

usmc650736 - October 29, 2011, 12:57 am
Doesn't matter... as long as you stay in the kitchen.
tellitlikeitis - October 27, 2011, 8:27 pm
Hahaha... funny.


the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


ADDICTION -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
*I could be wrong
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:40 pm
The frosted glass makes it hard to tell. I don't think rerun likes wearing bikinis...I could beng
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:20 pm
is that cubby or rerun
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:39 am
5L
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:55 am
Still hilarious!
DreMagnum - March 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Well, you could use an apple, but that would be kind of weird. 5L's space. One of the better posters i've seen
Airman - March 22, 2010, 5:14 pm
5 LOL's
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 9:50 am
Great! 5L
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:34 am
It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 4:53 am
LOL. Bad Dog!!! 5L
Produceman117 - March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Incredible. A+ and 5Ls.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! Favorite'd and five'd.


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!


TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


MEMORIES -




DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.65/5

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CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am
LOL...making fun of sorrow


REALITY - it really sucks when you realize that anime guys have more girls and power than you ever will


TAGS: anime bleach hollow ichigo
Rating: 2.41/5

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Bartimaeus - August 22, 2010, 1:44 am
Of course. This was a discussion, not an argument.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 11:58 am
So, we good, Bart?
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:03 am
their real world situation. In other words, they focus to much on what life should be instead of what it could be. Of course, I could just be grasping at straws.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 3:59 am
I see where you guys are coming from, and perhaps the problem here lies in the wording. Terms like "really" and "realize" make it seem like he's comparing real life to anime and saying real life comes up short. Real women < Anime women. But I think the
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 8:40 pm
ok....anyway it is mainly hitting anime fans as a demotivator
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
recognize how untrue (wishful thinking?) it is and feel VERY demotivated. Aggy was correct, this is aimed at anime fans...or it's nonsense.
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:17 pm
It must be facetiously demotivational to male anime fans. To non anime fans it just seems like a fanboy trying to convince himself (and us)that hundreds of fictional women outweigh even a few real ones. If I were an anime fan and I read this I would
pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 7:49 pm
i got what you meant because i didn't really overanalyse it.
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 5:55 pm
guys it was not really supposed to be funny just to be a demotivational
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:53 pm
Bart, you make intelligent and appealing anime posters. I know you certainly have a logical grasp of reality. Although I understand your defense of this, you must understand that anime isn't under attack here... it's the poster makers who insist "reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:47 pm
Maybe I'm too old to appreciate non-real women... I just argue the place that a thought like this comes from. Examples: 77018, 92967, 79637, 61922, 30531. This all falls under the new generation of text, twitter and anime as "better than reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAving said that, my comment refers to "reality" being anywhere near this caption... and the breakdown in social structure when this cartoon character's women or power are seen on any level as a comparison to reality. You know the type I'm talking about.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:37 pm
Try using both hands, Bart.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:23 pm
Damn...typos. You people know I can't type fast. lol I'm going to start drafting my comments on Note Pad.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:20 pm
anime. Not that I'm by any means defending this as an "awesome poster." I'm just defending the broader idea behind it, and the anime poster genre.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:18 pm
too seriously. He's not calling himself a "playa," or saying that anime girls are better than real life. I sure no one would object to a poster saying "INDIANA JONES: twelve-thousand times cooler than you will ever be." It's the same concept, just with
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:15 pm
What does this have to with masturbation. It's a comparison between fictional characters and those who enjoy watching them. It's not "Sexy Anime tit tit." It is an homage to anime character, and at the same time demotivational to those who take the series
thatonechick - August 18, 2010, 12:05 pm
Before anyone asks, I think this sort is rather unfunny. Oh well.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:50 am
Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was a playa, just because some moistened cartoon bink helped me lob a map of hawaii ay my mouse pad, they'd put me away!
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
(with all due respect to MechaBart)
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
If not, I'd look up a definition of reality. A deck of cards has gotten more sex than a cartoon. Cartoooon. Reality; a girl who yells at you when you have sex with her, then give an odd look at her slightly burned grilled cheese. Cartoons; lube and tissue
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:35 am
Now, does this poster just address anime fans?
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 2:55 am
Just trying to give some constructive criticism, man. Jeez. lol
Reality Lord - August 18, 2010, 1:14 am

the heap...he's got a way of getting right to the point no?
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 12:13 am
Is this some bizzaro reality where virgins are cool and hot internet lesbians are just what they claim to be?
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:56 pm
Not a bad concept, but the execution could have been better. I think it's just the way the words lined up...doesn't look clean. I usually try to arrange the lines from longest to shortest in descending order. Word arrangement can really affect the feel.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:52 pm
Ugggg. 1L
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:44 pm
Indeed.


S T U P I D - You can fix your hair...you can fix your face...you can wear the best clothes...but you can't fix STUPID


TAGS: dumber than the law allows boom
Rating: 4.33/5

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IllicoPresto - March 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Ahh yes, gasoline and fire. Known in the military as a "Foom Ball."
MO - March 21, 2010, 3:09 pm
Ha! I didn't see her smoking! Whoof!! No more blonde!! Looks more like a burnt match stick now!! Whoof!! Whoof!!
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 3:04 pm
Filling gas while smoking. I know son...she's hawt
[email protected] - March 21, 2010, 2:43 pm
I don't get it


TERROR - When this is the last thing you see before your surgery


TAGS: clown operation
Rating: 2.96/5
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 12:12 pm
Woah, MWLF, your list of aliases just twisted my mind inside out.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 29, 2008, 12:05 pm
It's that band, Crazy Surgical Clown Squad, or was it Harlequin Group of Dubious Sanity?
MFWLR - December 29, 2008, 12:04 pm
http://www.nsfwmotifake.com/index.php?start=3327
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 11:55 am
Oh, Holy Mother of FUCK!


CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!




SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sometimes Google's needs a smoke break.


TAGS: quran muslims islam bomb blow up
Rating: 4.02/5

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Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 10:30 am
LMAO. That's messed up. I wonder how google makes mistakes like this sometimes
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 9:16 am
Fuckink Brilliant! 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
KDP3 - November 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
What I'd love more I got two Muslims ads at the same time.


CLOWN CHAINSAW APOCALYPSE - Somehow I Knew This Day Would Come, But Nobody Listened.


TAGS: clown apocalypse
Rating: 2.8/5

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WhiteDevil - March 21, 2010, 9:40 pm
Hmm... Knott's Scary Farm.


CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it


TAGS: caulrophobia van clowns scary love
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 5:41 pm

damn...i thought maybe we had the same ex-wife...lol.
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
just me
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 2:54 pm

scarey shit chomps....is that u or wifey?...lol
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 2:50 pm
I sence this Motifake might be aimed at me.


RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA -




SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one


TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:28 pm
I have a braille computer screen and I'm terribly offended! Just kidding.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


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TAGS: fire clown
Rating: 2.35/5

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Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:27 am
If by "evil" you mean "compensating" then yes.
The Joker - January 15, 2009, 11:14 am
I'm more evil than that.


NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away




ANIME HOSTAGE -


TAGS: omochao killed more to follow stop posting anime it sucks and so does your mom
Rating: 4.07/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
ROR! 5L


'THE BARBIE DOLL' - That Fathers All Over The World Are Lining Up To 'Play' With...


TAGS: blow up doll ultimate
Rating: 3.59/5

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hootizz - August 31, 2010, 4:32 pm
Yup.., sure is.., state of the art silicone love doll with very realistic 'parts'..!! check out 'Real Dolls' on the net, it will both excite you and SCARE you.
tryal - August 31, 2010, 9:24 am
is this like a new version of a blow up doll?


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


BAD PLACEMENT - I like Wolverine as much as the next guy, but...




HALLOWEEN - The only day of the year where traumatizing children is socially acceptable


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 2.5/5

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Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 8:03 am
Looks like another victim of O J Simpson


ROAD RAGE -




BARNEY FIFE RULE -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows day
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:06 pm
Actually, Barry was right in most cases. Dress right, don't give prisoners home comforts, use police equipment for police duty. Andy was a full blown retard.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
5L. I've consulted in a lot of government offices, and that rule would explain a *lot*.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:52 am
5 nip it in the bud's


GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...




I LOVE KIDS -


TAGS: gacy clown kids
Rating: 4.22/5

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JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 3:43 pm
John Wayne Gacy - A true philanthropist LOL
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
Whoa, this sets a new standard for bad taste. I tried not to laugh, then remembered I am likely going to Hell anyway, so what's to lose? 5 totally wrong lions.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:34 am
Oh yeah. That's the stuff. 5L


VIGILANCE - Either get with it or your kid will become a clown in the circus.


TAGS: vigilance kid clown circus
Rating: 4.1/5

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forseti - July 22, 2011, 1:57 am
try to not just repeat the picture.


RIDICULOUS MAKE UP TEST -


TAGS: make up mimes clowns scary cubby
Rating: 3.71/5

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PhxDebbie - July 6, 2010, 8:41 am
haha I've seen drag queens with better makeup 5L


INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.


TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a fucking Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my shit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing gay aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bullshit, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Damn!!! You the shit Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be grape soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for Pedo-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm assuming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. Damn that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the bestiality and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Bestiality......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
Fuck!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "Bestiality" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "bestiality."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of bestiality! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Way.....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit button.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bullshit. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always assume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the fuck is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


AMBASSADOR JAR-JAR -




SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


Ignorant Youth -


TAGS: callow youth police brutality
Rating: 2.29/5

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boinger - September 20, 2011, 6:14 pm
...you won't like me when I'm angry...


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT - Find Your Own Path And Screw The Conformity Of the Crowd


TAGS: dare zebra path follow direction
Rating: 4.45/5

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rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:03 pm

post to motitwist
Lavinator - June 9, 2012, 5:46 pm
Point taken in the ass...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:03 pm
That's much too motivational to be demotivational.


SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato


FLOW CHARTS OF DISTINCTIONS -


TAGS: flow chart man women beer
Rating: 3.75/5

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crankyhead - April 28, 2010, 5:21 pm
Brilliant... 5
Dude 4515 - December 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
I see only one fail...woddy's. epic post ron. 5L!
faulty switch - August 29, 2009, 3:14 am
i see no fail. fail denied. your impending argument is invalid.
Woody - July 1, 2009, 11:07 pm
One word..... FAIL!


GIRLFRIEND - The only one you're sleeping with tonight. Where's my "love" holes?




I AM THE SHADOW -


TAGS: this is halloween this is halloween
Rating: 4.64/5

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slurzup - August 26, 2011, 3:19 pm
thats a friggin awsome pic!!!


JOSH AND JARED -


TAGS: strange bedfellows
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:24 pm
Awe5ome! So true! Sad to hear about the name Josh, I liked that name. Although I'm a little prejudiced to the name Jared, on account of that being my d-bag brother's name, LOL!
JesusWept - August 20, 2015, 6:24 am
Ok, i give up. I don't get it!
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:47 am
s-o-o-o, I guess ‘every kiss begins with Jared’ would be out too...I s’pose... glad ta see you hobble back, ya ol’ bat
lgvernon - August 19, 2015, 10:30 pm

Taking the Subway came to mind as a title, but I couldn't think of anything to add that wouldn't have landed me on the dark side. Nice to be back.
Greeny - August 19, 2015, 9:51 pm
There's a bologna & mayo joke in there somewhere... nice seein'ya again LG


GUILTY -


TAGS: crime honey flower
Rating: 4.57/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed hookers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm
Ta5ty


My Face When The Halloween Displays Come Out! -


TAGS: halloween toddler
Rating: 4.38/5

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xnavygunner - February 16, 2016, 8:03 pm
And that'd be the house I'd love to see!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:37 pm
...Especially the elaborate Halloween-themed murder-suicide crime-scene displays put-up on some peoples lawns!... Oh-wait, that's just on mine... Just a display, yeah.
mizzdizz - September 16, 2015, 8:59 am
Black, lots of black! and purple! Spiders, webs, fake blood! Not only time to freshen up my décor, but stock up for pranks! I luuuuuv Halloween! 5 goth lions!


DON'T LET YOURSELF BE FOOLED - Clowns are fricking EVIL




RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".


TAGS: ronald mcdonald clown baby
Rating: 3.48/5

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Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 11:19 am
ROR!!!! Nice matt, thanks.
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:13 am
I rake leaves... what's your point, Face??
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 9:47 am
I rake offense to this TGW! J/k


PILLOW FIGHT - You are serious about it.




DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER -


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


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